ok, so at the airport the bags were a bit overweight, so i took out the bag with the ceramic hand wrapped up in my pillow. for some reason i was setting off alarms and had to be scanned, full body search; as i was being poked and patted, the 'handbag' was sitting waiting, with two people asking whose it was.... when i went over, they asked 'what is in this????" 'its a sculpture' "you...
boysoprano: TIPS FOR PREFORMERS: Playing cards have the top half upside-down to help cheaters. There are a finite number of jokes in the universe. Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily. There is no music in space. People will pay to watch people make…